Fat-Fighters Update
This is a specially formulated diet
designed to help women cope
with the stress that builds up during the day:
Breakfast:
* 1 grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk
Lunch:
* Small portion lean, steamed chicken
* With a cup of spinach
* Cup herbal tea
* 1 miniature Mars bar
Afternoon Tea:
* The rest of the mini Mars bars in the bag
* Tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with chocolate chip
topping
Dinner:
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars
Late Night Snack:
* Whole frozen Sarah Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly
from the
freezer)
Remember: Stressed spelled backwards is "desserts".
posted by Steve & Gill @ 9:33 am
14 Comments:
Was that 'Sarah Lee' bit supposed to be a joke?
Ha!
I forget the name association thing..
well it could be worse than having the same name as a cheesecake!!!!!
steamed chicken? ewwwwww.
the haagen daaz sounds good, i'm definitely up for that, and the red wine (after all it's good for the heart)
and the mars bars
i'll substitute cheese for the cheesecake
mmm garlic bead
oh, and the mars bars.
And the pizza (with extra peperoni)
and the mars bars.
Gosh, i'm starving now.
oh, and there're snickers bars too? i can live with that.
How is it - I can eat all that stuff - and a bag of crisis (not on the list!) and still be skinny ?
That's definately me in the picture though.
I don't know, but it's one thing I will surely be asking God about when I get to heaven!
Thanks Kelly,
I like the sound of your dad!
to change your name for comments choose 'other' then type your name-
then put in your web page and post.
Great Gill must try that diet sometime.
Steve and Gill, I see you guys put this blog up in hopes that we would forget all about the tag. Well, I haven't forgotten about it! I'm still waiting to read your tag!
Love you guys!
tag... wot tag?
yah, nice try Steve-O! I ain't fallin for that nonsense! (See I did it with my nice southern accent for ya). Hehe!
Hey you two! what's with the slacking off? You haven't had a new entry for a while now. They only keep you satisfied for so long you know.
Did you notice your direction to change my name got me through this time? thanks.
yeah, seriously. Blog!!!!!!!!!
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